Houston Astros

Underachieving choke artist team that can't win when it counts.
The Houston Astros have been swept again in the playoffs!

The Houston Astros have failed to win late in the regular season and have been eliminated from any playoff hope
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Astro-American

1.A flying U.F-111.O over the Free Tibet Chinese territory
2.A Houston Cap Carnaveral hippie freak aeronautical engineer
3.The meaniest motherfucker bombardier flying saucer in the sky ever... dropping bombs and shit on our people
Abwoat:
"The shit on me, the President is a true Astro-American, look at him on this photo wearing that Navy blue suit!"
Coastello:
"Sure, that dude can do the job, he can shit our shit everywhere on this planet, right in the fuck!"
by Slangherinthenight May 18, 2008
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Houston Astros

Shitty ass team that cheats in order to win. Everett never tagged Molina at 2nd base and knew he didn't but agreed with the umpire's call. Fuck you Everett. I hope your balls get chewed off by an elephant. I'm glad you lost to the White Sox and want to assure you that you'll never get to the World Series again.
by fuckhouston December 28, 2005
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astro livin

A slang term used to describe anal sex. "Astro" refers to Astroglide, a popular personal lubricant generally required for anal sex, and "Livin" refers to a way of life.
I've talked my girlfriend into it! I'll be astro livin tonight!
by Wicked Slayer January 12, 2009
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Taking Astro for a Walk

Looking like you're working, with no chance of any kind of productivity.

A reference to George Jetson walking the family dog, Astro, on a treadmill.
Eric: Hey, Dan is working hard on those business processes.
Sharon: You watch, he won't deliver anything
Eric: You mean, he's just taking Astro for a walk?
by BlueLew January 14, 2010
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astro

a person who deserves a whole world. they make every second of your life worth. if you'll ever become friends with astro never let them go. they do more than enough just by breathing and just one conversation and you are in love with them. their every word is so angelic and it'll mean world to you. they deserve every piece of happiness, they are the most amazing person i've ever met and if you'll ever get to know them, ik you'll agree.
person 1: hey i heard you know Astro. what do you think about them?
person 2: they're very amazing and special. i love them so much and i will always love them forever.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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astro wars

A MMORPG about wars in space. Based on an hourly production point system, you can upgrade your buildings and conquer new planets. You can raise a fleet and ally friends.
Kemphor is so gay, he's my ally and he needs help but I'll take over his planet when I send ships over there! I am t3h 1337.
by Dan November 4, 2003
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