The kind your mum slaps on you when you're still living at home and flop a uni exam. Includes revoked social privileges, guilt-tripping, and being treated like you're 9 again.
Mate: "Get keen for tonight"
Me: "Can't. Mum’s put me on house arrest again cause i failed that anat exam."
Mate: "Tiger Mum"
Me: "Can't. Mum’s put me on house arrest again cause i failed that anat exam."
Mate: "Tiger Mum"
by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025
when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.
by 7steezy7steve7 January 04, 2024
There you go. Round em up. Get the shit-lib propagandists in a cage. Emma said something about MeidasTouch so start with them. Get them all rounded up and don't release them until they give up the person responsible for this and then, I don't know, kill them all 🤷 ♂️ It'll be good.
Hym "Mass arrests are a great idea! Start with the progressives because they are actively colluding to hide illegal immigrants. Then, once I get my money your children can be safe again! There is really only one option here. Look how much you have all lost in trying to split the baby on this one. It isn't going to work. You need to give the baby back to the rightful mother (me). And these shit-libs will give up immediately. Because they never actually cared in the first place. And neither did you."
by Hym Iam May 20, 2025
When you and your Buddies go around and do haneous acts in school you get detention and cafeteria arrest.
by King Chief February 16, 2023
by Wafflebender May 18, 2015
by Bigbakckguysmen August 18, 2023
Adj- Hard night of partying, where one wakes up feeling oh so beaten up.
Noun- Best local band Lafayette has to offer. Full of bodacious doods, and rockin' music
Noun- Best local band Lafayette has to offer. Full of bodacious doods, and rockin' music
I woke up this morning with an extreme case of partiac arrest.
Man, last night I went to a Partiac Arrest show, it was most certainly the greatest.
Man, last night I went to a Partiac Arrest show, it was most certainly the greatest.
by 8o$$ December 12, 2010