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Anne of Cleves

(1515-1558) The fourth wife of Henry VIII. After the death of Jane Seymour, a new wife was sought for Henry, but his reputation preceded him; his main choices rejected him, making Anne of Cleves the front runner. The daughter of a German Duke, Anne was 24 when she married Henry in early 1540 but, unknown to her until later, Henry was repulsed by her. Described as pretty by everyone else, Henry (who was nearly fifty, obese, and had leg ulcers by then) said of his first sight of her "I like her not". Their introduction was a disaster, owing to mutual misunderstanding, beginning the marriage on a tenuous note.

After six months of marriage, Henry had the marriage annulled and offered to Anne property and estates in exchange that she remain in England. Initially devastated, Anne accepted and lived her days in wealth, answering to no man but to Henry, now as his "dear sister".
Anne of Cleves was olive-skinned, unlike the pallid Jane Seymour, and lacked the sophistication of Katherine of Aragon and Anne Boleyn. Her unfamiliar German manners, exotic clothes, and German speech did not help matters. Henry, put off by her body, whined incessantly about how "ugly" that she was, suspecting that she wasn't a virgin, disregarding her sheltered upbringing and overprotective mother; at 24, Anne believed that a kiss from a man would make her pregnant.
Anne of Cleves, humiliated and hurt by the king, outlived Henry and his other wives, enjoyed the love of her stepchildren and her people, and died a contented woman.
by Lorelili January 4, 2011
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Anne-Sofie

Anne-Sofie is a creative soul, who enjoys fine art and music. She is a dreamer and can therefore sometime come across as a bit distracted. Anne-Sofies are kind people who always try to do right by their friends and colleges. But one must not mistake an Anne-Sofie for a softy who cannot stand up for herself. When somebody acts in an unjust or unkind way, Anne-Sofie gets fired up and protective. If you want to make an Anne-Sofie feel appreciated, you can buy her dark chocolate and tea. Her elements are air and earth alike.
That girl must be an Anne-Sofie. She resembles a wood elf!
by anameinator October 13, 2013
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Anne Summers Shop

A place where sex is currency
A place where teenage boys wish their girlfriends would go
A place where handcuffs aren't for law enforcement
A shop that somehow survives without customers
A place where bras dont need to cover the nipple
A place where desperate women go to flll the hole
A place that sells DVD's with unusually bad acting
A place where things that vibrate strictly arent for cleaning teeth
Alice: I picked up something from the Anne summers shop today
Joe: Fuck yes! ive been waiting for this all my life
Alice: And you wont be dissapointed
Joe: *Jizz in pants
by MG34D October 27, 2010
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Anne Coulter

Stupid dumbass with little to no facts about anything
Take this for example: On Fifth estate, she said that the Canadian Army sent forces to Vietnam during the Vietnam war (we didn't just to let you know), and argued like a republican dumbass to try and defend her point. Then she insulted the host of Fifth Estate, knowing that she had been proven a dumbass on Canadian TV.
by chrisguy April 12, 2005
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Anne Franked

When the cops come to bust a party and you or one of your buddies goes to hide in the bedroom or bathroom upon the authorities knocking.
"Dude, you totally Anne Franked at the party last week, everyone thinks you're a total bitch now."
by Guy Tornado December 8, 2009
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Anne Boleyn

She had a daughter and he literally chopped her head off
The one, you’ve been waiting for, the mystery, the one who changed history. The one with a plan, a plan to steal the man. Anne! The one who chased the king but paid the price with a swordsman swing. Will she be the one to win? Anne Boleyn, Anne Boleyn, Anne Boleyn Anne Boleyn Anne Boleyn Anne Boleyyyyyyyyn
by Tomato Face Blight May 8, 2022
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Anne Rice

An author. She wrote The Vampire Chronicles, The Mayfair Witches and so on and so forth.

She's often perceived as a goth/teen angst writer by the uneducated. There is nothing necessarily "goth" about her.

Her Characters usually are bisexual. Her characters feel a love for both sexes. She went back to Catholicism after her husband, Stan Rice (Poet)died of cancer. She's been writing books about the life and journey of Jesus Christ, and she's vowed never to return to writing books worth reading.
Idiot: Whatcha reading?
Me: Blood and Gold, by Anne Rice
Idiot: OH EM GEE1!1111 GOTH!
Me: **** you.
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