lay an egg

to do something poorly, usually regarding some sort of physical activity; bomb it

I'm gonna lay an egg during our mile run today.

by whatserface December 21, 2008

Hung like an elf

Some one with a seemingly impossibly small penis. So basically the penis of an elf.

Man, that peter kid is Hung like an elf!

by Hunglikeanelf man July 30, 2006

Lay an egg

Another word for taking a shit

Aye bro I’m gonna go lay an egg

by FamousJew August 21, 2020

lay an ace

To excrete an exquisite poo. A large, majestic, log like turd. Few people are capable of "laying an ace" but those who are.... we are a league like no other. Be proud of your creations, an ace is often easy to pass, moist, thicc, and nut scrapingly long. It's the Ricky Bobby of all dumps, the Mick Dundee of the brick laying world! If your Lou doesn't choke on your ace, it is not an ace. Aces are often laid at house parties or puplic bathrooms with unspeakably small thrones, or at porta jons where everyone can bask in the glory of the ace that you get to call your own.

To lay an acemeans to have one of the biggest poops of your life, often clogging the toilet "Bro I just laid the Opra Winfrey of all aces, I tried to send a pic but it took up too many gigs" "how do you do it bro, I could never lay even a half ace, you're an animal bro"

by 4GKLOS2 May 25, 2017

Fight like an Earper

To fight like an Earper means to fight non-stop and no chill. If person fights like an Earper, it remains polite but fight intensively.

Phrase appeared in taught times of #FightForWynonna movement, when Earpers were is state of constant online fight for their show Wynonna Earp.

A: Those people are very passionate damaging what is their.

B: Yes, they fight like an Earpers

by dumbrokekid March 28, 2019

one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

An extra gibbon for good luck

To obtain extra luck by adding an extra item or 'gibbon' to what you already have.

This phrase comes from Southern China, where the nobel gibbons where seen as "the gentlemen of the forest". These gibbons were collected by wealthy lords and it was common for a lord to add an extra gibbon to his collection to bring enhanced good fortune.

In modern times it has become a phrase used simply to justify overindulging. This phrase is now used less in China and more in Malaysia, Thailand and Sumatra where gibbons still thrive in the wild.

Jonty: Do you really need to take 8 pens into your exam?

Laurence: Well you know what they say, an extra gibbon for good luck.

by 劳伦斯 October 14, 2014