Alpha male

No man who calls himself this is an alpha male it normally means he has fragile masculinity and or mommy/daddy issues

Guy: I'm a alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom"

by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021

Alpha Male

Beta male

"Alpha males don't play Fortnite. Alpha males read the Bible."

by muhnamjeff22 June 23, 2024

Alpha Male

Said unironically by submissive femboys who want to be anally destroyed by oiled up BBC.

"I like men."
"You're such an alpha male. There's nothing more manly than liking other men." *enters a passionate 10 hour long threesome*

by Afro-Chan January 17, 2024

Reddit alpha male

An only child that lays in his bunk bed, while digesting his own shit.

Colin is a Reddit alpha male.

by Croissant fart June 8, 2021

Alpha Male

Idk, probably a dickhead

You know John? He thinks he's a Alpha Male, total bullshit

by Get turned on by gay sex December 29, 2019

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all the cool kids are saying it in 2024

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by angelo thesaurus April 26, 2024

Alpha Male

- Self styled title intended to mean a strong male in a leadership position who intimidates lesser males, but is usually indicative of a cripplingly insecure manchild who wants respect that he hasn't earned and does not deserve.

"He follows Andrew Tate because he thinks he's an alpha male."

by _zurfph November 18, 2023