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almond

You're a fucking an almond.
by leemaooooxd November 4, 2017
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almond extract

an extract used in baking that you can get drunk on but it burns like hell. vanilla tastes way better but is more expensive. see lemon extract.
ugh, I'm 17 and I look like it, no wayy can I buy beer.

well, you could buy something crappier at the grocery store. almond extract's cheapish.
by ladybugbunny October 26, 2009
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Almond boy

More soy than soy boy.

Used typically to induce hatred in target.
by Signed-cup September 16, 2018
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activated almond

An upper middle-class wellness/paleo/vegan type who is in a state of being activated by a wellness-related issue, eg. unspecified inflammation, bone broth, the rising price of kale.
Gwyneth is being such an activated almond over this vaginal steaming.
by ZitaB September 18, 2018
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Altoona, PA

The armpit of America. A town so miserable that staying here for more than a week is bound to significantly change a person's mood, for the worse. Altoids, people who call Altoona home, are usually the epitome of white trash, and the town is more closely related to a West Virginia mountain town than the rest of Pennsylvania. Once a crucial railroad town (Hitler had planned to bomb the famous Horseshoe Curve if Germany ever attacked America), it has since fallen off into oblivion. People who come here from elsewhere are quick to realize the dismal properties of this forsaken town, and usually cannot wait to leave.
"Hey Joe, want to go to Altoona, PA?"
"No, I'd rather sit here and brand myself with a hot iron. Thanks though."
by Farmer Brown 127 March 25, 2010
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Almond

In middle eastern cultures, the almond is a symbol of the vagina.

In addition, almond can refer to the part of the brain called the amygdala, which translates to "almond." The amygdala is important in very basic emotions of aggression and fight or flight. However, studies have also demonstrated the importance of the amygdala in sexual arousal. For men, this portion of the brain lights up while looking at visualizations of sexy women. For women, the amygdala is activated only when she feels both a sexual and emotional connection to what she is shown.

Now you all learned something new!
"I love her tasty almond"

"You know her almond is lighting up!"
by Smart Ass 137 July 29, 2012
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Almond MILF

A hippy ass, yoga going, almond milk drinking Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.
by tsukiatari August 5, 2014
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