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The Alese is an elusive creature that is an Italian, woman, and from the hills of West by God Virginia.
Known for hermitting one week and being the life of the party the next week.
Also known for being strong, independent, ornery, analytic and witty, she is able to solve most problems and argue with a fence post until it rots.
If you ever cross the path of this creature, have fun and watch the Jager and vodka intake, it can cause several problems and severe injuries to others.
If you have sensitive ears, I suggest keeping your distance, as she can become very loud, very fast.
The Alese is an elusive creature that is an Italian, woman, and from the hills of West by God Virginia.
Known for hermitting one week and being the life of the party the next week.
Also known for being strong, independent, ornery, analytic and witty, she is able to solve most problems and argue with a fence post until it rots.
If you ever cross the path of this creature, have fun and watch the Jager and vodka intake, it can cause several problems and severe injuries to others.
If you have sensitive ears, I suggest keeping your distance, as she can become very loud, very fast.
Man 1: Do you always carry a box cutter in your back pocket?
Alese: Yes
Man 1: Is that for people of for boxes?
Alese: Why don't you keep staring at my ass and find out?
Man 1: "Exits the building"
Alese: Yes
Man 1: Is that for people of for boxes?
Alese: Why don't you keep staring at my ass and find out?
Man 1: "Exits the building"
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he’s caring for the ones he like and never let someone go to sleep sad.
he reminds of the stars because the more u get to know him, the more u like him and the more details come out
he’s sweet like a lollipop and gives the best genuine compliments
he’s a little bit crazy but in a cute way and always make you laugh
he’s hot like hell but stay away girls he’s marked for me (rebecca) haha
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