Alison

Alison is a person who doesn't think of anyone but herself. She's so selfish. She thinks she's all that, but really she's a no-good bitch. Watch out for Alison, because while you may think she's the best at first, no doubt she'll blindside you, the ho.

Alison: Hey guys!
You: Hey! Can we be friends?
Alison: Yeah, you're awesome!

Two days later

Alison: You know... I don't like you anymore. Even though you took me to New York, I decided I don't like you, and don't even TRY to talk to me about it.
You: But-
Alison: BITCH

by Jenna sssss September 6, 2019

[Alison]

Forbidden friendship. A massive legal catastrophe waiting to happen. Shattered heart. Extremely dangerous to your freedom and your mental health.

Women with the name Alison only ever go for multimillionaire men when looking for a boyfriend/husband.

by He who knows11 June 17, 2008

black alison

black ass bitch

gorilla black alison is a black ass gorilla

by alllllllllllllllalllllllllllll December 20, 2017

ALusion

Similar to illusion an ALusion is telling a lie so many times that you actually convince yourself that what you're saying it true.

Me and the boys were going to drive my Chevy to Jimmy's Levy for Memorial Day weekend but were under the ALusion that his Dad was going to be staying there instead.

by PTL May 30, 2006

alisonation

1. When you get so frustrated with something and you just need to shout something out
2. A substitue for the word 'booty'

1. Dude, you upset me so much! Ughh....alisonation!
2. I really want to smack that alisonation!

by Alison Hugin March 31, 2008

Alison

Alison is always alone and never has a guy. All her friends take friends away from her and is ALWAYS alone. You should text an Alison right now. She’ll need it.

Is that alison?
Yah, it’s her first time leaving the house in a while!

by and i mack July 9, 2018

Alison

A Karen who patrols social media inserting her self important comments on every post. A self righteous busybody.

Ugh, I thought Karens were bad, I just had an Alison invade my post!

by Bulldog4me May 1, 2020