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Alex's Constant

A theory postulated pertaining to the size and elasticity of the female vaginal opening wherein the size of the the vaginal opening at the caudal end of the vulva is set at puberty and can be used to predict the wieght of the woman in middle age.
In lay terms, a girl grows into the size of her vagina which is the same at puberty independent of outside stimuli.

In normal terms, a pussy is what it is...loose or tight. It doesnt prove theyre a whore and doesn't prove they're not. It's luck. A bitch grows into it, wideset = a future fat mama. Tight = a future milf.
Person 1: "Dude! I fit four fingers inside Sally last night!"
Person 2: "Bro, according to Alex's Constant look out that means she's turning into a 40 year old porker."
by ThatGuyHasAHugePenis January 17, 2011
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alex_the_cool_person

A really cool TikToker that I love, and deserves recognition. They also like FNaF too much
"Ah shoot, @alex_the_cool_person posted! It's probably about FNaF!
by Fkdbdid dbdbdbdjd May 6, 2022
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Alex and Cristian

Two people who are PERFECT for each other. They know how to make each other laugh, and they always have a good time together. They have a 100% love compatibility, and should definitely get married someday.
Billy: "Hey, you know Alex and Cristian?"
Jan: "OH MY GOSH, they look SO adorable together!!"
by Billy Jean Gutface February 27, 2011
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Alex țițiu catalin

Man1: my name is Alex țițiu catalin
Man2: ew get away from me
by Annonymous12345678 October 21, 2021
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Alex O'Connell

A English fencer who premiered at the 2008 Olympic Games. He seems proper, but is too nice to say no. Incredibly handsome and kind, but needs to learn to be honest.
Yes, I saw that fencer Alex O'Connell on the tele.
by LondonLover January 16, 2009
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Alex d’cruz

A very Cool person and has big pp
Hi Alex d’cruz
by Fcfcys December 31, 2019
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Alex aka Cherry

An Alex is someone truly amazing ,, you are lucky to have an Alex in your life , he is someone that is so down to earth and honestly a friendship that you would love to keep for the long run. He is very caring, funny, understanding, and yes I guess full of swag or wtv. Sir is boyfriend material 100% Also an Alex can eat, so like it’s the everyday mukbangs you can have with him because who wouldn’t love that. An Alex is the type of guy who girls be barking at when he’s out and about, truly something that we won’t understand but I mean it says something. Yes Mister Cherry sir is good looking, and his fashion taste pretty good too :D

An Alex is surrounded that people that care about him so that’s that don’t try and hurt him, his granny can give some pretty good kicks btw so watch out( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
Friend #1 : Yooo I jsut met this guy he’s so fun to be around with

Friend #2: Lemme guess it’s Alex aka Cherry

Friend #1 : Yesss

(I didn’t know what to write here bye t-t)
by MissRice November 22, 2021
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