"I Adolf Hitler can Invade the Soviet Union in under 5 months"-Someone who can't invade the Soviet Union in under 5 months
by JFKLover9999 June 8, 2021

by bigdaddytrump24 December 5, 2023

Adolf Hitler was an Austrian-born German politician who was the dictator of Germany from 1933 until his death in 1945. He rose to power as the leader of the Nazi Party, becoming the chancellor in 1933 and then assuming the title of Führer und Reichskanzler in 1934. During his dictatorship, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland on 1 September 1939. He was closely involved in military operations throughout the war and was central to the perpetration of the Holocaust, the genocide of about six million Jews and millions of other victims.
by anonymous May 10, 2022

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler
person two: wait your secretly who?
person two: wait your secretly who?
by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023

by 62OutlookDriveFan November 19, 2023

Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.
Fun facts:
• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"
Further reading:
"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.
Fun facts:
• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"
Further reading:
"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!
by horny cucumber May 25, 2022

by SS Nate1488 May 28, 2023
