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Asshat

A person, who, unbeknownst of his own arrogance believes his shit doesn't stink. It's because of this that this individual has no problem wearing their ass as a hat. The result being an individual who subjects everyone around them to their shit.
"Did you hear about that kid who said pot ruins lives?"

"Yeah, actually, I saw him on the news. He's being tried for manslaughter because he was driving drunk."

"He has the balls to say that and ruin his own life?"

"Yeah, he's an asshat."
by way to high May 26, 2015
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Asshat

A person who is commonly a dick to others. Often bald and arrogant an asshat enjoys to see others do worse than himself. Very anal about everything and the way it has to be done. Most typically also named Chad, Bryant, Greg, Todd, Preston, Doug, or Adam.
Hey, you suck at everything.
Shut up you asshat.
by abelatief February 5, 2015
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asshat

a person who covers, or surrounds an ass, in the process taking on the persona, and the characteristics of an ass.
1.)The asshat at the bank kept bothering me for change.

2.) can you believe that asshat? he nearly dropped my pizza.
by L-Dagz October 25, 2008
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asshat

The closest synonym is anything that is ridiculously stupid or frustrating; a total clusterfuck. (while used mostly as a noun its more appropriate use is as a widely general ADJECTIVE)
eg: "trying to park in here is a total asshat..."
by evan yesterday August 22, 2009
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asshat

1. Shorts, a hat for your ass.
Those are bitching asshats-Greg
by RRyan May 18, 2005
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asshat

One that looks down on others and is overall, a douchebag in it's finest shit.
Did you see that asshat? He's so annoying. BAN! BAN! BAN!

Near is an asshat.
by J Zhang August 3, 2007
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asshat

A tattoo above a womans anus. Thus a hat for her ass.
Guy 1 - "Hey man did you see that tramp stamp right above that girl's ass?"

Guy 2 - "That my friend, is what we call an asshat. Tramp stamps are above the vagina."

Guy 1 - "Touché."
by eagleshockey54 January 6, 2011
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