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Wallet Assault

Person 1: *Throws wallet*
Person 2: FUCKING WALLET ASSAULT!!
by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. January 28, 2020
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double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.
IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.
by Sexydimma January 12, 2015
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Turd assault

A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.
My last toilet visit was just a turd assault. What a rip...
by WhiteyMcWhitster July 4, 2006
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Sack Assault

Definition:

To hit someone with your sack more than 1 time in a row. Mostly done to the victim's face.
*****snoooooarrrrr******

Brian: "Dude, watch this..."
Andrew: "What are you going to do to Oliver? He's sleeping."
Andrew: "You'll see..."

a few seconds later

Brian: "SACK ASSAULT!"
Andrew: "YES! SO GOOD!"
Oliver: "ha..ha..ha...I'm gunna cut you"
by WendyWendyWendy March 3, 2009
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Textual Assault

The acting of continually text messaging an acquaintance 5 or more times regarding a particular subject, typically resulting in irritation of the receiver.
"Jane is textually assaulting me over this school project. She needs to chill the fuck out".
"Laura was pissed after the textual assault she received from Jane".
by BlaneyGirl May 30, 2014
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Eye Assault

When someone is made to see something that cannot be unseen. An assault on your sense of sight.
Sara left her computer unlocked, so Alex set up an eye assault by changing her homepage to meatspin.
by jpb103 October 8, 2016
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flexual assault

A breach of government law code for persons under the age of 18 where a perpetrator flexes too much on his/her peers
This nigga flashing his gold chains and Gucci belt, his ass probably gonna get beaten.
Nah G, the po po finna jail his ass for flexual assault
by @sexiestquintus May 6, 2018
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