Armpit hair

The last line of defense against down bad guys

That girl has armpit hair ain’t no one down bad enough to hit that

by Lostlizzard707 January 13, 2022

armpit mustard

Armpit mustard is when you have an armpit and you put mustard on it . Quote : The Dolan Twins.

Girl 1: Do you like Ethan’s armpit mustard ?
Girl 2: Of course I do , don’t you?

by Ranraccoon324 April 23, 2018

armpit willy

When one person, with hands dripping wet, sneaks up behind another person and quickly wedges their soaked hands upwards into the armpits of the previously unknowing victim.

Dude, I gave her an armpit willy yesterday. She shrieked and then laughed.

by Cyber B June 20, 2008

Armpit Canaries

What is referred to as the yellow stains in a man's pitted-out, old t-shirt.

Reference: Undateable

Woah! Would you check out the armpit canaries on that guy!

by Aku_Shimarisu September 4, 2011

armpit chew chew

Shuving your dick into the another person armpit and making them say chew chew and make them pull a pretend string. Thus Making the male jizz

You bitch , let me give you an armpit chew chew

by Hyper Chimera November 12, 2015

armpit camouflage

When you use axe/old spice body spray instead of showering.

I had to use some armpit camouflage because I woke up late for work.

by Garak67 May 4, 2016

Armpit Surfing

Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).

"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."

by Sparky_030 March 7, 2017