someone who hears voices, very suspicious, acts like a stalker, uses a dictaphone, phsycopatic, hearing voices, loves his friends hates his family, hates christmas ie scrooge !!!!! thinks a woman who even looks at another man is a slut.
by me da December 12, 2010
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The reason I can't sleep ;-;
The reason I can't sleep ;-;
Paranoia: SOMEONES BEHIND YOUUUUUUUUU
Me: ~looks behind me~ where?
Paranoia: IT MOVES WHEN YOU LOOK
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Paranoia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Me: ~looks behind me~ where?
Paranoia: IT MOVES WHEN YOU LOOK
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Paranoia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
by ドリームクラウド January 25, 2021
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A mental Facebook Friend Request you have for someone but won't send it. You get paranoid that they don't like you because they have not requested to be your friend first, so you avoid sending them a friend request all together.But it doesn't stop there, you still think about sending them a friend request if you guys had a great conversation or they seem to really like you, BUT you still avoid sending the friend request. Why? Because you don't want to deal with the awkwardness of them denying your friend request. Because then that will just prove they don't like you, and you see them everyday and that would make things incredibly awkward, causing you to be even more paranoid when you see them.
Person 1"I have known David for a year, I see him everyday, but I haven't sent him a friend request."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."
by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011
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The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.
The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.
by Yuri January 26, 2005
Get the Kitten Paranoia mug.A list of different hypothetical situations or circumstances as to why a person should be paranoid about something. This is usually the type of list drawn up by parents when they don't know where their kid is. But people can create a paranoia list for all sorts of reasons.
Mother: Where's Jimmy?
Tom: I don't know mom
Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!
Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
Tom: I don't know mom
Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!
Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
by 2b4sure September 5, 2009
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Get the pac-paranoia mug.A condition when one's friends dismiss his thoughts as paranoid and eccentric, when in actuality he has a heightened state of awareness and knows the secrets of the universe.
Dude A: I'm freaking out man!
Dude B: Dude you're just paranoid...
Dude A: Nah man, it's just my awaranoia acting up.
Dude B: Dude you're just paranoid...
Dude A: Nah man, it's just my awaranoia acting up.
by brangre December 4, 2009
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