social ambush

A social ambush occurs when somebody you least want and/or least expect to see, ends up standing face to face with you in a social setting like a restaurant, bar, gallery, houseparty, etc.. You are more likely to feel surprised or anxious at first, then mad. Sometimes mutual associates can be aware the meeting will take place but for whatever reason, they do not bother to warn you. The best way to deal with the situation is to LEAVE. No need to say something you might regret later.

I went out with Jenny to that new restaurant last night and Tina just popped up. I felt like it was a social ambush. I walked out five minutes later.

by jetjet March 24, 2016

The Ambulating Monkey

When your homie is stumbling around eating bananas after sixty nine shots of tequila

Dude 1: Yo man what’s up with Random?
Dude 2: Oh he’s just doing The Ambulating Monkey.

by Pweaw July 6, 2021

The Armpit Ambush

When you stick your smelly armpits in your lover's face unexpectedly.

Brenda didn't even think I would give her The Armpit Ambush when she went to kiss me goodnight last night. She was in for quite a surprise.

by RoyCoup December 4, 2012

St. John Ambulance Recruits

Members who haven't pass the Basic First Aid examination.

basically just people who do nothing

"St. John Ambulance Recruits are just members who sit back and relax"

by owobutuwu March 11, 2021

Nigger Ambush

Using advantageous or exploitive terrain to gain a decided advantage over another player and/or players. Mainly used in FPS.

"HA HA i totally Nigger Ambushed that noob"

"these guys are too good, we are getting owned. It's time for a nigger ambush"

by Ish&Faust May 2, 2006

Sweaty Ambulance

Known as the perenium, it is the piece of skin between a mans ballsack and arsehole. Also known as a gooch

I would like you to chew on my sweaty ambulance.

Shaun said to Brett "My sweaty ambulance is chafing"

by Pascal Zeebaboola October 27, 2008

Ambulance chaser

Douche bags that look for companies in financial crisis and then prey on them in order to suck any remaining assets or cash they may be able to profit from. They advertise in the national newspapers, on the radio and on TV.
They send unsolicited mail to companies and individuals to who have had county court judgements and winding up petitions lodged against them offering salvation and solutions. They make false promises to company directors. The companies who operate in this way charge huge fees for unprofessional advice.

oh shit i've been chased by an ambulance.

by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 22, 2003