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I don't give a frog!

To be used instead of 'I don't give a fuck', especially when said to a French.
X: God, french politics are bloody messy!
You: I don't give a frog! it sucks over here too!
by Dame Lotus December 3, 2010
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tread on a frog

"lovely day for a walk Camilla"
"yes Charles, I was <<QQUUUAAAARRRKKKSSHHLLOOOOOPPPZZIPP>> .... errr pardon me"
"oh, did you tread on a frog dear"?
"yes, and I think I've shat myself n'all"
by clairem April 8, 2007
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A Frosty Boi

Can't wait to get to the beach and neck a frosty boi
by JMDC1984 June 14, 2018
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your dog a frog

The most almighty out of all the forbid in faces.
"Your mom gay."
"Your daddy lesbian."
"Your granny tranny."
"Your grandpap a trap."
"Your sisters a mister."
"Your brothers a mother."
"No you."
Your dog a frog
Falls down dead
by Grandpa dom March 31, 2018
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Your Dog A frog

It is know as the ultimate comeback and this phrase can be used against Your Granny A Tranny And Your Grandpap A Trap
by Griffball123 May 14, 2018
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The Life Cycle of a Froggy

The Life Cycle of a Froggy
This page will explain the different life stages of a froggy.

clear balls that nerds call eggs
Frogs start off in clear balls that float on the clear liquid in rivers in one big cluster that will soon break open.

moving squiggly line
After hatching from the eggs, little squiggly things that nerds call tadples have no french delicacies that nerds call frog legs, but have a membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail. They can only stay in the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. this time they consume objects to gain energy, a process nerds call eating, extend bone and flesh length ( nerds call this growth), and develop double cases disguising as livers to process oxygen into energy to go out of clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water.

Froglet
At this point, the membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail is almost gone and the frog can go onto the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. It has developed two french delicacies that nerds call frog legs to move on solids but the froggy is still quite small.
P1-"Hey bro, you know the life cycle of a frog"

P-2-" Na, and I'm not intere-"

P1-"The Life Cycle of a Froggy
This page will explain the different life stages of a froggy.

clear balls that nerds call eggs
Frogs start off in clear balls that float on the clear liquid in rivers in one big cluster that will soon break open.

moving squiggly line
After hatching from the eggs, little squiggly things that nerds call tadples have no french delicacies that nerds call frog legs, but have a membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail. They can only stay in the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. this time they consume objects to gain energy, a process nerds call eating, extend bone and flesh length ( nerds call this growth), and develop double cases disguising as livers to process oxygen into energy to go out of clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water.

Froglet
At this point, the membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail is almost gone and the frog can go onto the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. It has developed two french delicacies that nerds call frog legs to move on solids but the froggy is still quite small.

P1- *opens his eyes to see his friend is gone*
by Mr. Bleau November 17, 2020
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If the world had a front porch

It was where my mama sat on that old swing with her crochet
It was where granddaddy taught me how to cuss and how to pray
It was where we made our own ice cream, those sultry summer nights
Where the bulldog had her puppies, and us brothers had our fights
There were many nights I'd sit right there and look out at the stars
To the sound of a distant whippoorwill or the hum of a passing car
It was where I first got up the nerve to steal me my first kiss
And it was where I learned to play guitar and pray I had the gift
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Purple hulls and pintos, I've shelled more than my share
As lightening bugs and crickets danced in the evening air
And like a beacon that old yellow bulb, it always led me home
Somehow mama always knew just when to leave it on
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
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