Water that splashes up onto your legs and, occasionally, into your anus when dropping a turd into a toilet.
by Chase Fisher June 15, 2018
Get the Devil’s bidetmug. by seas726 April 3, 2021
Get the hood bidetmug. When a person crawls into the space under a porta potty and spits a mouthful of shit water all over a dangling grundle.
Jim the salty hobo gave Jenny a Ukrainian Bidet, and her pussy lips turned green and fell off. He had a shit eating grin afterwards.
by Steven Spalldarph December 9, 2019
Get the Ukrainian Bidetmug. When your girl is taking a shit but you gotta piss, so you lift her legs and piss on her ass so she doesn't have to wipe.
by PaPaChyli March 23, 2022
Get the Brooklyn Bidetmug. When you take a dump in a port o let and the splash of blue water shoots up your butt before your sphincter can close.
by Turdjuggler August 29, 2019
Get the wakulla bidetmug. The act of a self flushing toilet automatically flushing itself before you are done with your bowel movement thus causing your own excriment to splash upwards in a bidet-esque fashion and therefore landing on your backside. Usually experienced in a public restroom.
I was taking a shit, I leaned forward to grab some toilet paper to wipe my ass. Then al of a sudden SWOOSH, Cappuccino Bidet!
by The DJNYC April 8, 2010
Get the Cappuccino Bidetmug. (V) The surprise splash back of cold water on your sphincter after dropping a large shit, usually before the sphincter can completly close. Involuntary exclamations are said to sound just like Justin Bieber when he sings.
by seven of ten November 21, 2010
Get the bieber bidetmug.