Tool

A person that you can use for just about anything. Money, rides, ect. Usually wears white Oakly glasses on the back of their heads and wears their pants too low with a stupid leather belt. Usually has name brand clothing and a 'nice' car. (its only nice because you get rides in it and dont have to pay for gas) synonamous with Tim Plumb

Tim Plumb.

Wow.... that guy is such a tool.... he must be named tim.

by Nucca123cc June 28, 2010

tool

ryan seacrest

"did you watch american idol last night?"
"why would I ever watch that show? everyone on it is a tool. especially ryan seacrest"

by teddybeast January 19, 2010

Tool

Someone who lacks a backbone or any intellegence, a tool is completely moronic, and useless!

Guy 1: Dude that chick is smoking!
Guy 2: I KNOW!!!
Guy 3: Man you tools need to get yourselves a lady!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Tool

Someone who screws nuts then bolts.

That tool fucks chicks then takes off right after.

by NickKentucky December 1, 2010

tool

A nice person who gets used by scumbags, cause thats just the way the world is.

Bob: Hey, Jim. Can I get a ride home.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.

by pseudonym135 October 13, 2011

Tool

One who thinks highly of themselves, and possibly the close circle of "friends" they surround themselves with. Also typically used for something such as; a car, money, sex, alcohol, drugs,etc; yet are completely unaware of their tool-like qualities. Find it attractive to wear extremely tight t-shirt whether actual muscular definition is in fact there or not. Find it needed to add unnecessary words and syllables to their flamboyant vocabulary, such as "Dude, dude, dude! check.it.out." On occasion are known to have completely ridiculous tattoos of utterly stupid objects or symbols, that little to no meaning to them or anyone else, in any way shape or form.

Tools:
Nima Zigahmi
Ashkon Firefighter wanna-be with a gay tattoo
We'll get back to you on more. But for now. Be afraid, be very afraid.

by Calls em as I sees em November 14, 2010

tool

One who is being used without knowing it.

Viggy is Christian's tool.

by CJavon393 May 3, 2010