Schnitzel Groover

A mythological tool used for making Vagina's by the Viking Gods.
or can be used for just any tool you've forgotten the name of that you want the apprentice to fetch by Gesturing/pointing in a very broad direction towards the back of the Garage...He/she is expected to mind read exactly what it is & deliver it promptly to a waiting hand

"oi you little fucker, grab the Schnitzel Groover & bring it over here"

by A_B_M January 23, 2024

Schnitzel

A substitute for cursing and a general Verb for anything

Oh schnitzel I stepped in poop,

Why are you such a schnitzel?,

For schnitzel sake,

I was schnitzel into taking the groceries out of the car

by Bee43 April 25, 2022

schnitzelled

Someone who's not all there, or on cloud 9... Normally baked or wigging out.

Noodles has had so many pipes, he's schnitzelled himself.
Ozlington just saw the vote i brought home for him, now he's schnitzelled

by Robbarelli101 February 11, 2021

Schnitzel Sack

The term Mando Deodorant Marketing team uses to refer to a vagina.

“Go between your butt cheeks, down between your schnitzel sack, and just sniff the suds”

May solely be used to refer to trans vaginas. At the time of writing this, more research needs to be done.

Rebecca: Wow your schnitzel sack is so pretty
Vanessa: OMG Rebecca shut up
Rebecca: No seriously you’re a total snack
Vanessa: *proceeds to sniff suds*

by DaveGillyBaby January 14, 2025

winer schnitzel

A big fat Scottish penis only bad asses have it like kyle and Gavin and Liam and Noah and gianna

Kyle did u see that Winer schnitzel on that kid named Noah it's really long

by Gdevs August 3, 2017

schnitzel lips

Someone with funny lips

Shut up schnitzel lips

by Padgeline May 23, 2016

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016