fuzzy hands

Pertains to a human or animal with extremities located at the end their arms which have a frizzy, fluffy, or frayed texture and appearance.

Monkey: Why are you so interested in my fuzzy hands??

by Monkey.Boy July 31, 2011

Fuzzy Monkey

A sexual position in which the man hangs from a tree upside down by his dick, while being sucked off by an entity (preferably a monkey)in the tree and also eating out a female on the ground level.

"God, my ex-gf was sooooo boring she wouldn't do a fuzzy monkey with me!"

by bitchbag42069696969 February 22, 2019

Fuzzy Tractor

when you are having gay sex with or on top of a big, hairy naked man, and as you climax, you donkey punch him REALLY hard...and then while you are still inside him, you ride his unconscious body down a ski slope, or the closest flight of stairs.

DUDE, when you fuzzy tractor'd your boyfriend yesterday, he went out the door! is he okay??

by herkaderka February 23, 2011

fuzzy snowball

A hairy ballsack that is delightfully sprinkled in dandruff like sprinkles on ice cream it will make girls soak their panties

"Have you seen his fuzzy snowballs they made me so wet!"

by Jakewiththelongsnake February 22, 2014

fuzzy tumbler

A fuzzy tumbler is where you take a "dump" in someones running dryer and hope all the fuzz/hair from the clothes makes it on to the shit.

"Dude that girl was i total bitch so i gave her a fuzzy tumbler"

by wheaty f May 4, 2009

fuzzy dog

"Fuzzy dog" describes a situation in which the proper solution or conclusion is not easily seen or accomplished; an alternative to "sticky situation".

Andy: what did we go over in class today?
Rebecca: The problem of induction.

Andy: Man, that's a fuzzy dog.

by Klaster July 10, 2019

black fuzzy

(noun) black fuzz or black fuzzies (plural)
1. Those little balls of fuzz that come out of black socks

2. A black cop

Jack: So then what happened, how'd you get away from the black fuzzy?

Pat: I threw some black fuzzies from my socks into his face then ran.

Jack: NIIIIIIIICCCCCEEE!!!!

by CSP1213 May 27, 2011