Blueberry surprise happens when a woman shoves a handful of blueberries up her vagina, then proceeds to have vaginal sex with an unknowing male participant. After the guy realize the vagina doesn't feel like a normal vagina, he pulls out, and once doing this the woman pushes all the mushed excess blueberries out and yells surprise!
This can also be known as a Blueberry Milkshake if the guy blows a load while the blue berries are still inside her.
This can also be known as a Blueberry Milkshake if the guy blows a load while the blue berries are still inside her.
by ARan714 December 10, 2009
Looks and smells like blueberries. A hybrid bud that is very powerful and delicious, best smoked via a bong or bowl.
by The Toker October 27, 2009
My recent sessions have been marked with lobbies that escalate in difficulty
Start with a couple games making blueberry wine, then an hour later I'm turning out 0.xx KD
-LXQ#5968
Start with a couple games making blueberry wine, then an hour later I'm turning out 0.xx KD
-LXQ#5968
by Osusris September 28, 2021
by lil big tasty December 05, 2017
A severe case of butt cheek-acne that has scabbed over, causing a purplish/speckled appearance; much like a blueberry muffin.
Hey yo, man! That chick last night had the nastiest blueberry butt! At least them pimples were already popped, though...
by Sammy Wilkins April 28, 2022
(ley-zee-bloo-ber-ee): a "lazy blueberry" is the name for a testicle that has fallen asleep during any kind of rigorous activity. The ball falls asleep because blood rushes from it to your extremities. This most often occurs during the act of masturbating and sometimes while swimming or playing basketball. This almost never happens while using the restroom.
by JohnnyBanger May 31, 2009
Cori is taking a shit in the port-O-potty, B. Swindle gave him a blueberry blumpkin to show his undying affection
by OldFashionHandyMan January 25, 2015