pull-a-barber

To be socially awkward and incapable of even maintaining a conversation with a hyperactive 6 year old

I know you're afraid of black ppl and might sit there like silent night, but please don't pull-a-barber

by goose1 September 21, 2007

bang like a barn door

when a person has such incredible shaggin stamina they bang like a barn door in a twister, or on a very windy day.

kat: yo Adele i saw you get with those flat 1 guys last night ive heard they've got impressive pork swords but how was the shag?

Adele: i cant walk! those fuckers bang like a barn door!

kat: twister or windy day?

Adele: twister honey, twister

by E-blocka October 20, 2006

Having a barney with barney

Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off

D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

Pulling a barcic

disguising yourself as an elven warrior, building an army of cats, and attacking the local recreation center.

Did you see sean run by with all those cats? ...yeah man, he's totally pulling a barcic.

by elvenwarrior June 12, 2011

got a Barnsley

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.

James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..

Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley

by WordWeasal May 25, 2011

Do a barrel roll

An infamous line said by the Star Fox character, Peppy Hare, in the Nintendo 64 game, Star Fox 64. When typed into Google, the screen will spin around once, referencing the line.

"Do a barrel roll (Z or R twice!)"

by Awesome343 December 31, 2017

Was tha born in a barn

An expression that can be used in conjunction with put wood in t'oil to tell someone to shut the door

Bob: *Leaves two doors open"
Jim: "Was tha born in a barn? Put wood in t' oil!"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021