I'll pop your tart

Phrase meaning "I'll have sex with you" with a cleaner wording. Pop and tart can be replaced with other words like "I'll jack n your box" or "I'll cream your cheese" etc.

Random kid: "I could really go for a poptart right about now!"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"

by cgett69 September 23, 2011

Mexican Pop-tart

A sexual act involving a breakfast pastry, the border wall and a donkey.

We went out last night and Cheryl got the ol’ Mexican Pop-tart and ended up in Tijuana.

by Pope_it_up June 25, 2022

pop-tart

A tasty snack to be consumed in a work place bathroom while sitting on the toilet. This allows the person to achieve an additional break when it is most likely an undesirable time and they should be working.

Person 1- Where is Alice?
Person 2- Taking a her daily pop-tart break.
Person 1- Oh man thats gross!

by MelRanAway April 11, 2012

Pop Tart Stalking

When getting stalked by someone who suddenly appears giving you no time to hide

* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom

Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking

by poptart pretender August 31, 2011

Pop tart culture

The pokemon playing, pop tart munching minuture people in public schools

There's ten packages of pop tarts around outside with that pokemon playing game this pop tart culture has been here forever when's COVID end? Can we keep our new friends? Colonization!!!

by Cody5050 January 14, 2022

Pop tart

Ayoung woman who dates/has sex with older men for the perks.

Chaz: So, Sally left you as she's now someone's sugar daddy girl?
Byron: That's right; she's a pop tart.

by Chasmo114 July 16, 2023

The Pop Tart

The act of giving a creampie and hotboxing the room

did you hear aiydn used The Pop Tart on some girl last night?

by EmaciatedSpruceTree December 31, 2023