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Emotional Tampon 

Emotional tampons are a subculture within the wider Simp culture, they are distinguished by be being more emotionally soaked with their current cheating GF or Ex problems, while she is using her positive sexual energy for another Male.
Dude stop being an emotional Tampon for that Hoe, you already paid the fare...Why the fuck do you allow her to bother you
Emotional Tampon by Felix Jabs Arnold September 27, 2017
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Emotional Hit 

When someone takes a HIT of CANNABIS, begins to choke on their HIT, their eyes get watery and it appears they are crying..getting all EMOTIONAL and SHIT
🔥 Ernesto just took an EMOTIONAL HIT.. you can tell because hes coughing with his eyes all watery
Emotional Hit by ClassicRonnie July 28, 2019

Emotional Heimlich 

When someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again. Also known as a hug.
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: I can't even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around.

Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: Then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich

emotionALe 

When you're emotional and triggered but have some sass.
"Yo you stole my idea for the project."
"Why you so emotionALe?"
emotionALe by Navahta June 2, 2016

emotional boner 

When the girl you love is telling you how much she really loves you and it gives you a boner. Often leads to the best emotionally charged lovemaking.
Girl: Baby you really are the love of my life.

...

Girl: Are you hard?!

Guy: Sorry, it's an emotional boner.

emotional fuckery 

a state of mind where you are completely confused and begin to hate on the poeple and objects around you. it can relate to relationship problems, personal problems and other factors that will lead to your inevitable nervous break down.
joe: "hey bro are you okay?"
pete: "na bro just emotional fuckery.."

Emotional Nudity 

Refusing to hide the real you behind a falsely created persona.

To live out loud by peeling back the layers of self discovery. Letting go of limiting beliefs and allowing yourself to gravitate towards people and places where your authenticity is embraced.
When we are together I feel safe in all my Emotional Nudity.