A first ass man move

A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.

Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.

Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.

by Jimmy's Croissants December 26, 2019

The Man

The Man some one who is either the goat or a total clown

if some one hits a game winner in basketball, hes the man (in a good way). or if you see a random guy smoking on the street hes "the man" (in a bad way")

by fayguytd December 27, 2019

Spider Man

A Teenage boy that has unexplainable sticky white stuff coming out of his body

Yo look, it’s Spider Man

by lil Jew December 28, 2019

Flying Man

He Eartbound guy that beats the shit out of you in Smash Bros.

Flying man was introduced in Smash Bros. 4

by PopsiclePerson December 31, 2019

inoccent farm man

that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.

inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

matress man

Matress man is a man that sells mattresses and has a secret menu of drugs, He's a loyal and popular person and can eventually get mad and kill his customers. Matress man are usually black and really handsome, if you find one and make a bad first impression, you'll be praying for your life

The Matress Man us really nice but he can het sloppy with his work

by Masturbation Beating off April 22, 2019

camera man!

Cami is very weird and sexual lmfao he's pretty toxic lol jk unfourtanetly I am dating this weird fuck why I have no Idea lol actually ik but a secret goooo Cameron lol he might be a lil gay

Camera man! Is weirdddd

by Yamarize Torres April 23, 2019