I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her

^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!

by thurb April 16, 2023

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I love csgo

Someone who loves csgo

I love csgo

by Deutschpog April 17, 2023

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Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

A saying that means the same as the "Lord Farquad" version of this.

I discovered a meal named "Shit on a shingle" and I am going to make Devilled Eggs on Easter Sunday. Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023

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i am chocolate

1- person who likes to have a lot of sex with black men

2- a rich person who is very stingy, capable of choosing to stop doing basic things in order to save money

i am a chocolate person because I prefer to stop bathing than stop buying things online
do you have sex with a black man? yes i did, because i am chocolate

by bigsmoke59 April 18, 2023

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I jack you

The meaning “ I jack you” means I jack you and only you , a boy telling you means I will only talk to you and you only nobody else

Nathan I jack you
Sidney: so we forever together?
Nathan: what no?
Sidney: but you said I jack you

by Shah has April 18, 2023

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I got you Bays

This phrase is uttered when someone outwardly has every intention of having some ones back or helping them out, but internally they know they will not help out at all.

Your friend Jason is being hauled off to jail from the bar for being drunk and disorderly. While you could go down to the police station to bail him out, you'd rather go back into the bar to continue the fun times. So while he's being placed into the squad car you proclaim to him "I got you Bays!"

by JBays99 April 19, 2023

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