I'm gonna blow your head off

the spookiest threat

robber:gimme your money
me:I'm gonna blow your head off
robber:*head explodes in fear*

by fuck off m8 ya scrub July 11, 2018

Did you get your homework done

Phrase your friend utters when he didn't get his homework done and wants to copy yours.

Jared: "Hey Jew Fro, did you get your homework done?"

Me: "Yeah, why?"

Jared: "Can I copy it. I was up all night playing Call of Duty."

Me: "I suppose."

by pfleeger2010 March 8, 2011

National fuck your math teacher day

November 17th is National fuck your math teacher day. So go ahead and do it.

Abby: omg did you really fuck him?

Larisa: yea duh it's National fuck your math teacher day why wouldn't I?

by Have a great day 😌 November 15, 2020

dang dizzle up in your krizzle wizzle

i want to crap in your mouth

what do u wanna do today friend? dang dizzle up in your krizzle wizzle

by dude March 15, 2003

Go back to your Sass Wagon

Something to be said when obnoxious people get out of their cars, tap on your window, and start yelling at you about conditions out of your control.

You're blocking the whole intersection! Move up!
*Has less than a foot to move up*
Go back to your sass wagon!

by GracieWasHere April 18, 2011

you lost your booty star

When you fuck up and ain't getting any pootang until further notice.

Example:
K: I fucked up bad this time!
Sam: I know, you lost your booty star!!
K: :(

by Booty star August 11, 2014

stick my finger in your tea

to check your oil

I am going come over to your house and stick my finger in your tea.

by leebates October 29, 2013