please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

slang for taking a dump on the moon

oh god, i really made a please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020

shut the fu up you stupid skid row bum

This is a simple mean line. Shut the fu up you stupid skid row bum.

Don`t you shut the fu up you stupid skid row bum.

by GDM:) February 23, 2021

When the thumb goes up you know it’s just like that

It’s what you say after you hit a jackpot in Las Vegas, NV and with DLucky.

DLucky—-“you just got TOP DOLLAR (a bonus spin on a slot machine) so “When the thumb goes up you know it’s just like that”
Gambler—-“fuck yeah bro, this shit is real!”
DLucky—-“hit play!”

by @bigtruk July 31, 2023

but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

Something that people randomly say when I say I did bad on something

"aaaaa I did so bad I only got 41 on ci"
"but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?"

by john0512 March 8, 2021

you don't know where my life has been

A phrase yelled at the top of one person's lungs to let everybody know that they have been through tough times.

Duder 1: "So tell me this doggy. Why the hell don't you take your pain meds instead of selling them shits on the street? Isn't your neck fucked up from the car accident?"

Duder 2: "Dude I need the money! I've been through so much shit lately. You don't know where my life has been!"

by westfalia February 9, 2010

I love you like an emo loves tight pants

its comparing how much you love them. as "emo" ppl typically wear tight pants, you typically love tht type of person those who see u2 together understand ur relationship cuz of how well the 2 of u fit together

Tristan >I love you like an emo loves tight pants!<
Marci >Awe! I love you too!<
*kisses*

by MikiiRenee December 9, 2010

If you accept the definition of a word is some letters surronded by a gap

then xnopyt, aaaaaaajjjjjjjjjj, and hrrkrkrkrwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblbwhitoo'ap are all words, despite being pretty much meaningless

If you accept the definition of a word is some letters surronded by a gap then xnopyt, aaaaaaajjjjjjjjjj, and hrrkrkrkrwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblbwhitoo'ap are all words, despite being pretty much meaningless

by S.H. MonsterArts King Kong October 11, 2021