the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.

Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!

by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013

Kissing the Unicorn

Sucking Cock, A reference to the music video "Blow" by Kesha.

Yo home girl why don't you come over to my house later to start kissing the unicorn in my pants?

by Kissing the Unicorn March 24, 2011

Unicorn

To pull a unicorn means to do something unique

Gary pulled a real unicorn when he pimp-lapped that hoe.

by Adams L January 30, 2023

Unicorn Idea

(adj.) an idea that only one person in the group comes up with

While you may think the whole group contributed to Elmo’s Neologism project, it was actually a unicorn idea!

by airplane127 October 16, 2023

Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top and cum in her eye.

I know chemo was tough, but when we get home I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.

by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023

Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top, and cum in her eye.

I know chemo was tough but when we get home, I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.

by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023

portland unicorn

When the clitoris of a woke lesbian is sucked soo hard that it becomes a decent sized penis for a period of time. This can cause depression in the subject and they may need counseling.

OMG! Taylor gave Madison a MASSIVE Portland Unicorn. Now she’s locked herself in her room & wont come out!!

by UknowhatImean November 1, 2023