My Girlfriends just turn blue

My Girlfriend just Turned Blue: When a carefree young man, living without commitments, is suddenly confronted by the shock news of a positive pregnancy test after unprotected sex. Reactions vary: for some, it’s tears of joy, while for others, it’s tears of despair, feeling as though life is over. It’s a life-changing moment that can be both positive and negative, with its pros and cons. Ultimately, it means growing up, taking on responsibilities, and becoming a man to raise a child. In the end, it can turn a life upside down, reshaping everything the saying made famous by the band .Hard-Fi - Cash Machine.

Lee: Frank, mate, can I have a word? Bruv.

Frank: What's up, mate? You look proper worried bruv

Lee: Well My Girlfriends just turn blue and I think we might be having a baby. No more beers down the pub,

Frank: Shut up bruv your winding me up your life's over buv gutted LOL.

Lee: Init I know bruv LOL.

Frank; don't you just hate it when your Girlfriends just turn blue LOL game over bruv LOL.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 17, 2025

Tibbeton Turn pike

When someone is having intercorse with a walrus and decides to pike it in the ass and turn side to side with its tail and teeth as leverage.

Damn jason gave that bitch a tibbeton turn pike

by Dylfansison September 2, 2018

turn into a tree

it's a slang for eliminating someone in an object show

"letter: oh my paper! i didn't know gear was turned into a tree! he was my best friend!
patchy: it's gonna be okay letter! after all you can win this season for him!"

turn into a tree : )

by burntcrumbs June 29, 2024

It's not my turn

Still waiting

Hym "I would but it's not my turn."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

TV Turned Off

The TV (abbreviation for Television) is a metaphor for the persons life. To turn someone’s TV off is to end their life. Or if someone almost got their TV turned off, they almost lost their life. It could be a literal loss of life, or a hyperbolic loss of life.

1.) My mom is going to turn my TV off if I don’t pass this test tomorrow.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.

by Jasiriheart April 23, 2025

Hammer Turn

When playing Sea of Thieves you drop the anchor while moving to achieve a quick turn.

Yar! That Galleons got the fort key, drop the anchor for a Hammer Turn.

by Nah Man I don't wanna July 7, 2021

Z-Turn

Z-turn is from 折腾 (zheteng) in Chinese，it means "flip-flop", "get sidetracked", "sway back and forth", "dithering" and "major changes". The word was famously used by a Chinese leader in 2009 by saying "Bu Zheteng" in Chinese (Don't do zheteng, meaning don't get sidetracked). Online conversation between educated people tends to use "Z-turn" (pronunciation is close to zheteng) to replace zheteng to avoid censorship since the word was once used by a former Chinese leader.

Look, the Government is making a z-turn again.

It's just a z-turn.

Don't do a z-turn, it won't get you anywhere!

by buzheteng July 22, 2022