what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

by bluebear July 30, 2024

Toasted Salad

When your partner takes a big hit of their joint and then slowly blows the smoke into your bare asshole, Toasting your salad

MR. T was delighted when MS. M gave him a Toasted Salad and got his asshole stoned

by Randy the perv February 28, 2021

Toasting

When you aren't napping, but your eyes are closed and you're just chilling out.

Jack: Hey Bob, you're sleeping?

Bob: Nah man, just toasting.

by allena1212 January 6, 2023

crow for toast

stupid, idiotic, ignorant in the ways of the "dealie"

omg this is so crow for toast! i hate it.

by kati December 16, 2003

Just Toast

Guy that comes up on my fyp all the time. I believe he’s on YouTube too and I ain’t complaining he’s actually entertaining and a cool guy. I’d be down to be friends with him if I could🤝

"Do you know Just Toast"

"Yea, he's very swag"

"Just Toast is so cool"

by C'more_Butts September 26, 2022

Pork softy toast

A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

by Cribble crabdabbler July 4, 2021

Toast eaters

The best squad ever created! This squad is really goofy and fun and gets into trouble sometimes.

Oh my gosh the toast eaters are so goofy!

by Realdumbogirly November 2, 2019