waffle dick

a dick that has been squished in a waffle iron for more pleasurable sex

"Dude I just did a waffle dick so hard last night"

by dickwaffler December 16, 2016

Waffle Batter

During oral inter coarse, when a male ejaculates into a females mouth then she throws up and spits it out then sucks it up and swishes it around in her mouth then swallows it. The fluid created is waffle batter.

My girlfriend made that waffle batter last night. It was pretty nasty but she kept sucking it back up!

by Big baller 2000 January 18, 2016

belgian waffles

tasty treats

belgian waffles those are some tasty treats

by stoutmemes March 18, 2018

boston waffle

When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITHOUT PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.

That guy gave one hell of a Boston Waffle to that bitch!

by ColdShadow April 30, 2016

Dick Waffle

The act of Masturbating with lotion, then immediately eating a frozen waffle with your hand that you were J.O.ing with.

Last night after masturbating i was really hungry, so I got a Dick Waffle.

by Dick Spears May 9, 2011

Crotch Waffle

A crusty pair of underwear, caused by discharge drying onto them. Usually used to insult an idiot.

"WTF, you crotch waffle, stop hitting on my sister."
-or-
"That crotch waffle kept rubbing his junk on the women at the bar."

by MuddledFox January 13, 2009

twat waffle

a girl or woman who has an over active sex life and may or may not have a "smashed" vagina; classic high school mat-maid; total slam piece, Ashley B!

what a nasty twat waffle

by dirtnastyOSU December 15, 2010