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Breezy’s Location Theory

A theory thought up by a great philosopher which states: The thought of if someone has lost their virginity in a certain location, is more likely to be a yes.
person 1: Man this lake is pretty but there’s so many broken bottles on the ground

person 2: hey, you think someone lost their virginity here?

person 1: yeah, given Breezy’s Location Theory, most likely at least one person has
by Queen Breezy November 9, 2020
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Probadance Theory

Probadance Theory: A conceptual framework that integrates principles from Bayesian epistemology and critical rationalism to create an adaptable and self-correcting hierarchy of event likelihoods. The term combines "probability" and "dance" to emphasize its dynamic and evolving nature in organizing, evaluating, and updating beliefs about the likelihood of various events.
Ever since I started applying the Probadance Theory to my decision-making, I've been able to assess situations with greater clarity and adaptability.
by Phieyl August 26, 2023
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theory-function

A contra-referentialization of speculative realism's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.
Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.
by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018
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Drip Theory

Another way of saying that a person has drip. Drip theory is a theory in which all principles of having drip are met; a person is wearing 3 or more items that make them drippy.
Damn man, he has the chain, the ring, and the watch. He's definitely got Drip Theory.
by DESIGNERWEAR October 11, 2022
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Conspiracy Theory

A theory about a conspiracy.
Person who pursues a Conspiracy theory: The Earth is flat, MSM bad, NASA's a lie, wake up sheeple!
by UltimateDoge August 14, 2021
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The Great Head Theory

The Great Head Theory argues that if you recieve amazing head the first time you have intecourse with a partner, you should not persue a relationship with that person. As they have too much experience from previous relationships/partners. Also who gives crasy head the first time they sleep with someone, except when they a hoe?
Furthermore, the theory concludes that, when finding a partner its critical to settle for mid head.
I was considering wifing this throat goat, however The Great Head Theory convinced me to settle for someone giving less sloppy topp.
by Dr.Sloppytopp June 4, 2024
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