Labrador touch

Much like the Midas touch turns everything to gold, a Labrador touch turns everything to shit.

Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.

by Labradortouch1000 January 25, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Without Having The Desire To Touch SOmething<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Without Having The Desire To Touch SOmething<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Without Having The Desire To Touch SOmething<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Touch of the tiz

Touch of the Tiz (n.) a term used to describe minor autistic or Asperger's tendencies in an otherwise normal person; very mild autism.

Person A: "No matter what we're talking about this guy always steers the conversation back to tube amps!"

Person B: "Yeah, he does get extremely fixated on whatever he's into. I think he's got a touch of the tiz.

by EdgarBraintree May 8, 2016

stories that touch

sad stories that touch the heart or elicit sympathy

Whenever you go on a date, make sure you have your credit card, to avoid stories that touch. Just in case your date bails on you and leaves you with the bill!

by ghad0922 September 21, 2024

Summer butt touch

It is originated from Barbie in a mermaid tail that had a song that said summer sunshine which was later changed to summer butt touch. The word means to go to a beach in Malibu in the summer and start touching boy's and girl's butts regardless of your gender.

Summer butt touch, the sky's and the beach and gettin' a tan! Summer butt touch! Oh, oh! Oh, oh!

by OllieKazam December 21, 2017

Snail touch

Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.

Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?

Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...

by Wrongsoap July 25, 2017

Low Taper Touch

The act of touching somebody with the tip of a writing utensil after licking it.

I'm going to low taper touch you!

by cry0n1s1s May 25, 2025