He loves to monch and cronsh the carrots and when they have the ranch on them o boby you better hide your carrots and your children because theyre is no stopping him now
by The mr man December 01, 2021
Colby is really bad at bottle-flipping, has bad hair and really white. He "thinks he's a legend but is really a huge jerk than is mean to people any chance he gets."
Colby Smith is *your mom*.
by chinese princess November 24, 2016
by Dudusdaboi February 06, 2019
He’s the funniest mother fucker you will in the world make any situation better and all round grate guy
Alfie smith is very funny
by Some guy who knows all January 05, 2022
Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.
by ChristopherMartin November 10, 2021
It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
by Chest Compressions December 29, 2021