A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.
Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
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A man who obviously wants everyone he meets to immediately think he has a very large penis. This is because he is very poorly endowed and lacks any shred of self confidence.
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