Scott is the guy that has a cock the size of a snake and loves to please his lady before she pleases him. Never let a Scott go
by Schlong289 November 22, 2021

Scott is a very short specimen. His pp isn’t there and he is attracted to men, especially if they are called Zach. He likes to walk underneath men and tickle their balls and then run away laughing in his high as a drug dealer voice. A Scott is a person you should avoid as they are very annoying.
Adam: who the fuck is that midgetised paedo?
Ryan: oh that’s Scott McKenzie he is the 8th dwarf his name is shorty and he likes balls
Ryan: oh that’s Scott McKenzie he is the 8th dwarf his name is shorty and he likes balls
by rmc146 June 4, 2021

girl one: who's that Turkish guy that can't drive.
girl to: oh that's Scott, he's probably stoned to care about driving.
girl to: oh that's Scott, he's probably stoned to care about driving.
by josh 1356 November 26, 2021

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.
by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025

Mary Scott is the best person ever, she’s most likely a crackhead who always has energy. crazy, Crazy, CRAZY!!!
by muffin_10 February 17, 2022

The Trotting Turkey. A boy whose image was distributed around the bus shelters of Dundee in 2003-04.
by Albert Buffman April 15, 2022

by Zara Jameson April 24, 2021
