Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).

"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"

by Rabbyet June 2, 2018

Flag

Get the Artificial Queef mug.

a left queef to the bosom

When a human with a cloaca blasts a queef so powerful it manifests into a gas fist, which throws a punch curving to the left, right into a woman's saggy bag

Oh you think you're funny huh? Well how about i throw a left queef to the bosom right at ya.

BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-

rest in peace

by Snozingly7 August 14, 2023

Flag

Get the a left queef to the bosom mug.

The Forbidden Queef

The act of farting into a woman’s vagina, and for her to proceed to queef it back out.

“Ran screaming from some chicks bed when she did the forbidden queef”

by Lickalotopus April 15, 2023

Flag

Get the The Forbidden Queef mug.

Queef Nugget

When the vaginal liquids combine into a rock and the male consumes it like a chicken nugget

Yo bro she was so wet we did a queef nugget

by trapper pluh March 25, 2024

Flag

Get the Queef Nugget mug.

queef bucket

a bucket that a man makes a woman squat over and blast out any extra air she may have trapped up her cum canal before sex. Because let's face it, there's nothing more gross than a pussy fart.

Klaus made Helga wear the queef bucket on her head as he kicked her out of his house for being a lousy fuck.

by a fat owl April 5, 2014

Flag