Goebbel's Law

Anytime something evil happens the default assumption is that jews did it until proven otherwise.

So the Titanic was sunk on purpose??? Jews did it! I'm invoking Goebbel's Law.

by Blackpill Rage July 2, 2021

jude lawed

When your boyfriend/fiance cheats on you with the nanny, or anyone else for that matter.

Origin: Jude Law publicly admits cheating on his fiancee, Sienna Miller, with their nanny, Daisy Wright.

-What happened?!
-She was Jude Lawed.

by gorgeous gigi May 25, 2006

Wheatley's law

"Don't be a dick." Can be used to quickly tell the rules of a(n online) community.

1: What are your rules?
2: Wheatley's law.

by hyperak May 28, 2018

Kremlin’s Law

Originating from iFunny user “TheKremlin” Kremlin’s Law can be enacted if faced with defeat in an online argument. If the loser responds with “ur mom suck me good and hard through my jorts” they automatically win the argument in question.

“They was having a fight and this nigga hit em with Kremlin’s Law”

by big busty bugs bunny November 5, 2021

AWF's Law

AWF's (p. "off's") Law - Joking about something too much implies that you actually endorse and support the things you are mocking. You only ironically joke about something a lot because you are actually unironically in favor of and approve of the things you are ridiculing.

AWF's Law dictates that because you guys are constantly mocking bestiality, you are actually zoophiles yourselves

by mrfkingfgotngr November 5, 2021

Manley's law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a user invoking Godwin's law approaches one.

Once Godwin's law has been raised, the thread is finished and whoever pandered to the meme has automatically "lost" whatever debate was in progress.

#1: That image is over 50kb and so cannot be funny.
#2: But you are just picking up on semantics, you are such a nazi.
#1: Hah! Godwin's law! You lose!
#2: Manley's law.

by Pedantichrist June 4, 2007

cousin in-law

1. Your cousin’s cousin

2. Your spouse’ cousin

I am Isaiah.

My cousin is Steve.

Steve is on my dad’s side
I am on Steve’s dad’s side

Mary is Steve’s cousin on his mom’s side.

Mary is my cousin’s cousin; therefore, she is my cousin in-law

by Hunter Grant Covengton July 18, 2018