Weed wackin

Watching the show weeds and masturbating.

"Dude I was just weed wacking so hard!"

by Bootyphat July 9, 2012

Speed Weed

THC juice vaporized in a meth pipe because you burnt the coil on your cart you payed 30 bucks for

"Use a wrench to open the cart and pour the juice in here"
"You got a torch lighter?"
"We call this Speed Weed"

by Honted tonk July 5, 2020

Weed Skinny

weed skinny

"I went to Lisbon for a year and smoked weed like every day and I lost a lot of weight so now I'm totally weed skinny."

"Wiz Khalifa is definitely weed skinny."

"Did you know weed makes you skinny? - oh, so you get weed skinny!"

"Weed skinny is a thing."

by Thomkov September 22, 2019

weed hacker

When somebody thrusts so hard during sexual intercourse that their partner'a pubes are inexplicably torn out by the root. (Also known as "CAVEMAN MAKE BROWN SNOW")

Guy1: Man, I had some hardcore sex last night, I totally pulled a weed hacker on that fine mama.
Guy2: damn, I haven't made brown snow since I was 23.

by pumpkinking97 October 26, 2013

Weed Rat

A grimy rat based human who spends their money on weed before paying a roommate for expenses such as utilities or rent.

Roommate 1: Ayyy man, can you sauce me for this month's rent?
Roommate 2: Nah, I spent it all on weed.
Roommate 1: You Weed Rat!

by SkoopiteePoop April 22, 2019

weed-peat

combination of the words weed and repeat. used to describe a moment of deja-vu while high, or any reoccurring actions while high.

Pot Head #1 - "Today will be a weed-peat of yesterday."

Pot Head #2 - "Oh so we're getting high, spending all our money on food and cigarettes then pass out after about 8 hours of playing Black Ops?"

Pot Head #1 - "Fuck yeah"

by Huha93 November 30, 2010

Weed Gremlin

A person that never talks to you or wants to hangout unless you have weed.

A: Don't tell him you have weed or he will come over and try to hit the bowl
B: Yeah you're right, he's such a weed gremlin

by 5 Blunts August 12, 2014