Whopper wash

When somone washes your sweaty balls

Damn you owe me a whopper wash you dirty bitch

by Ajx20 April 9, 2021

Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.

Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!

by Albionest July 13, 2025

Dick-Wash

When a man is balls deep in a woman and proceeds to give her a cream pie, he then takes out his wiener, places it in between his partners tits while she is laying on the ground, and titty fucks her for the sole purpose of scrubbing the cream off of his wiener.

Bro, I definitely gave Brittany the biggest cream pie she has ever had (not in my life) and because of that, she gave me a dick-wash.

by J-B1zz1e January 18, 2020

Pressure Washing

Sucking dick.

"Man, did you see that guy pressure washing that other dude the other day? So gay."

by JdizzleLikesCocks May 5, 2015

Pressure washing

The art of pissing into a person's bum hole at full force giving a pressure washer like effect

Tom- "I'm really into pressure washing, I did it to Connor last night"
Connor- "I would do it again are you free at 8?"

by Kiddy man February 24, 2025

washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017

Baltic Ball-Wash

An infamous trick, when a woman from the Baltic region washes both balls in her mouth (sexually) while both her hands are rummaging in your pockets looking for money and valuables.

Stanislaw got Baltic ball-washed and I had to wire him money for a bus home.

by Horatius fabi November 25, 2018