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sea salt

(also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in fear of helping with or losing white caucasian privilege.
1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and anti-protestors.

2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.

3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.

4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.
by ebsaiyan October 19, 2017
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sea cred

We can't overtake that boat, he has way more sea cred than us
by Guuskolo May 21, 2017
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roll my sea

(Idiom) To create a favourable situation for one's ultimate goal. Originally from the idea of creating waves in the sea, in order to be able to surf on it.
"I shall roll my sea with the director, hopefully I can get those holidays I wanted"
"Are you trying to roll your sea by getting me drunk?"
"I rolled my sea with revision and packing so I can actually go out tomorrow despite having an exam Friday and going on holidays straight after"
by evilbleh May 30, 2017
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Sea Roach

A slang term for a lobster.
It's Sea Roach season boys; gets your tickle sticks and nets out.

Sea Roaches are best boiled alive in butter and cajun seasoning.
by War_Daddy55 June 19, 2017
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Sea Graped

Having Anal intercourse on the beach, pulling out and inserting a hand full of sea grapes in her anal cavity
"Did you hear Abby's boyfriend sea graped her!?"
by The grape van December 14, 2017
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sea wings

Fucking a fat whore. Because her pussy is already loose and as you're moving her fatrolls gyrate like ocean waves.
"Heard Felicia gave you your sea wings last night, it's chill she gave me mine too."
by Dglare February 24, 2017
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The Bacon Of The Sea

Cured Eel Strips
Gotta get the bacon of the sea up on my plate, my mouth waters for that sweet salty eel goodness.
by thesleepyeel March 11, 2017
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