the sea lion

When your girlfriend puts on a helmet (backwards and any helmet) and pleasures you orally and in between gags makes an "ahrt ahrt ahrt" sound like a retard/sea lion.

Hey bro this skater kid left his helmet at my house last night! I wonder if I can get my girl to give me the sea lion tonight!

by Lenbro February 23, 2020

Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, he get super mad.

(Source: Oliver Grayson)

Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT

by futuresponJ April 5, 2025

Sea food lady

Sea food lady is defined as a restaurant that sales seafood in louisvile,kentucky.

I'm hungry I'm abut to go get me something to eat at Sea food lady.

by Rob run corleone September 11, 2022

sea salt

that love meme

my Dick was sea salt thats why its bigger than john

by James bosh October 21, 2018

Parting The Red Sea

Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".

"Call me Moses the way I'm parting the Red Sea."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Sea Spray

When a person uses a funnel to fill their ass with piss and then farts. The resulting warm breeze and piss spray resembles a nice sea spray

Dude, let me borrow that funnel so I can get filled up for a sea spray tonight.

by CosmoLewis May 5, 2025

sea monkey

a stupid sounding person or if someone has a bad stutter.

" he was such a sea monkey when he spoke"

by rickadoi January 13, 2023