Sausage Man

It’s when you have sex with a girl raw !
A.K.A Sausage Man.

-Creator Rich Music Cartel
by Rich Music Cartel June 25, 2020
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sausage heat

The effect of a room getting warmer because of a multitude of men in a small room.
Dude, open a window, there's too much sausage heat in here.
by coon_spearchucker April 13, 2010
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Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.
Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.
by Rems Husband March 10, 2018
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Sausage Slingshot

An act where you find the closest douche-bag on the beach wearing a one piece speedo, catch him off guard, and grab whatever you can get your hands on(speedo wise, you dirty minded fucks) and pull as hard as you can, letting go and turning that mother fucker into a Sausage Slingshot
Person 1: Hey bro, what's with the weird walking?
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks
by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016
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sausage fest

when a gay friends invites only boys to a party and no women
guys help taj is having a sausage fest
by 69_kushlover_420 July 24, 2015
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Sausage Shunter

A person who inserts sausages into their bodily orifices - namely the face and arse. Sometimes also simultaneously.
Gunther was such a sausage shunter, he just couldn't get enough of that meat!
by full of it February 21, 2011
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Skinless sausage

To touch oneself until the top-end skin drops off the penis.
Otherwise known as "the naked eye"
In the evening I tend to caress my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.
by Fungus Mcfarlagen October 04, 2012
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