Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword February 16, 2018

Fisted

To be drunk beyond recognition.

Austin: I am fucking fisted

Nick: I've been fisted for the last 3 hours

by Mr Monkey 155 October 31, 2021

fisted

experiencing a major inconvenience

“I’m so fisted that we don’t have the same classes.”
“Her boss demoting her really fisted her off.”

by tara carter July 25, 2022

The reverse sand fist

The reverse sand fist is a sex move in which you wet your hand, stick it in sand, do a 360 and fist somebody

Bob: So Dan what did you do to Amanda last night.

Dan: Well I hit her with the reverse sand fist and left the house

by Standingshady November 30, 2019

fist dibs

An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.

Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.

by emalonez June 12, 2018

cuckoo fist

The appendage necessary for giving a micro penis a hand job.
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"His penis was so small you'd only need a cuckoo fist

by Tarquin fairbottom May 26, 2022

Dinner Fist

When you get fisted under the table during the main course. Can be anal or vaginal.

Yeah man, I totally got some dinner fist the other night.

by massive_schlong January 25, 2017