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Ball gyroscope

The latest trend in personal hygeine and massege devices that massages the ballsack, while drying the gooch.
Hey Matzek, can I borrow your new ballgyroscope

Dude!, the ball gyroscopes at wallgreens are half price.

Dude,if your going to use my ball gyroscope at least clean it and put it back in my wig drawer.

Dude I was in class and my ball gyroscope fell outa my gym bag! I was so embarrassed!

"My ball gyroscope got caught in my ass pupes man!" "No way dude that's sick" "Yea I know, I gotta do some serious manscaping"

My balls got stuck in the ball gyroscope so long they lost circulation and fell off.
by Chief slap-a-ho March 4, 2011
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Steve-ball

an adjective used to describe something that is mind blowingly awesome
that was uber Steve-ball
by Joehanson February 3, 2008
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balls to you

Used as a form of congratulations, perferable during a formal event.
example 1: "Balls to you son, graduation is a big step"
example 2: "Balls to the graduating class of 2011!"
by izizi2 February 21, 2011
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wiffle ball

the single greatest backyard, street, and beach game ever created! ever ever
" yo brian wanna go play wiffle ball"
" fuckin yea lets go... Im up first!"
by justin May 11, 2004
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Orchid Ball

The Sigma Pi event of the year which involves sexy ladies, massive amounts of liquor, and dicking on eachother with the Superlatives. Nothing is off limits to these guys and expect to go home with a massive hangover the next day. Signs you're at an Orchid Ball:
All the guys are wearing purple
Thirtys are under cars as you pull in because they were finished on the ride up
There is an intermission in which everyone exits the hall to chug more beer
Pearl Jam's Alive is being played as girls run to all corners avoiding the mosh
Lamps are broken and more than one person falls on the floor
Boy: Wanna come to my Orchid Ball?
Girl: You buying the beer?
by Shelly Pac May 22, 2006
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Balls in the Pudding

This idiom is a combination of the proverb "the proof of the pudding is in the eating" (typically shortened to "the proof is in the pudding") and the popular misconception of the saying "balls to the wall". Its meaning is derived from the two. It is used to express putting every effort into attaining a goal. The proof of ones balls, as they say, is in the pudding. The invoking of pudding implies that one's testicular fortitude can therefore be quantified; to go balls in the pudding, one must take quite a risk. A proper use of "balls in the pudding" only occurs when one stands to lose or gain a great deal based on a single decision.
-You're going nil on this last hand of spades? What if you fail? You're so far behind already!
-I know, but if you win this game it's over anyway. I've got to go balls in the pudding.
by RedRidingHood April 7, 2009
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ball-spaghetti

When you kick a pair of testicles so hilariously hard they pop and all the tiny noodle-like contents leak out into surrounding sac.

Also can be a verb i.e. "I spaghetti'd his balls."
"Remember when Stacy stomped Brian's left nut and turned it into ball-spaghetti and then she just laughed at him?"
"Yeah. Twas ice cold."
by BallbustingStacy July 27, 2020
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