brendan beaver

A human with particularity large teeth. Also has a mother of extreme beauty.

Brendan Beaver Boner is very cute.

by DaddyRice April 19, 2018

Beaver 99

In 1999 you're crazy neighbor has a huge giant hairy beaver

Your crazy neighbor walks straight into your house and told you how many babies has she had today and your old lady says look at the bush look at the bush Beaver 99 becomes the nickname

by Dr. LOVEBONE BS DDS MDS May 27, 2023

naked beaver

A short naked man with beard

Damn that s naked beavers

by RichPinkSeason April 25, 2017

Beaver Dust

Beaver dust is a phenomena that may be encountered when browsing the senior section of the Tinder aisle.

A place once filled with fun, afternoon rain showers, and an occasional a carrot... now coughs dust like a covid-19 patient as the wetlands have become arid but the aroma of tilapia still permeates the air.

Grandpa was telling me a bedtime story about the time when the Japanese fish market was hit with a freak sand storm that blinded him for several days, and how that was nothing compare to the Beaver Dust he encountered when the Friday afternoon breeze lifted Brenda's floral evening gown.

by BeaverDust March 22, 2021

Eager Beaver

Dumbass freshman that can't handle himself around girls. his raging hormones got to his head and caused him to go retarded.

look at the hickeys on that eager beavers neck.

by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025

Beaver bite

The act of getting whisker burn from a stubbly vagina.

"Honey, you need to shave your vagina! I got beaver bite last night!"

by MorgannaNight May 29, 2020

Oregon beaver slide

When you are titty banging your girl, and leave a skid mark on her chest.

Jeff gave me an Oregon beaver slide last night, and just left me lay there

by Dirtydmax May 29, 2023