by griddle bonk January 06, 2025
Gorilla Tag is the most chaotic vr game, including annoying kids, screaming kids, 90 year olds, 4 year olds, minigames, shiny rocks, and most importantly,
tag.
tag.
Friend: Hey, have you been playing gorilla tag lately?
You: Yeah, how do you know?
Friend: Your arm is broken, your controllers are on fire, your head is pulsating, your heart is beating faster than usual, your vocal chords are breaking, there's blood on the wall, you are drenched in sweat, your headset is somehow broken in half, your tv is shattered, your bed is broken, and you only have 2 working fingers.
You: oh
You: Yeah, how do you know?
Friend: Your arm is broken, your controllers are on fire, your head is pulsating, your heart is beating faster than usual, your vocal chords are breaking, there's blood on the wall, you are drenched in sweat, your headset is somehow broken in half, your tv is shattered, your bed is broken, and you only have 2 working fingers.
You: oh
by Froxo is an idiot (im froxo) April 22, 2023
A fun virtual reality game with 5 year olds screaming and 8 year olds screaming. In the game, you are a gorilla with no legs and you must bounce off of your surroundings to not get tagged
Bob: hey wanna play Gorilla Tag
Dave: ohhhh that’s what 8 year olds do. I’m not your babysitter anymore
Dave: ohhhh that’s what 8 year olds do. I’m not your babysitter anymore
by ShowerTowel104 March 05, 2022
Hey Billy I can you stop screaming because you lost a game of gorilla tag ?
Billy: Go kill yourself you ni**er
Billy: Go kill yourself you ni**er
by Quandale dingle the III May 03, 2022
a vr game about gorillas (monkes)
from experience, its a game about immature minorities (13 and under) yelling, screaming, asking to play minigames, etc. theres a really really rare chance that youll encounter a mature teenager in the game. its also a game where every single minority uses all of their parents’ hard earned money for shiny rocks just to buy an expensive cosmetic. its also a game where you break everything in your household
theres also multiple fangames on vr such as monkey mischief, capuchin, gorilla tag horror, etc
from experience, its a game about immature minorities (13 and under) yelling, screaming, asking to play minigames, etc. theres a really really rare chance that youll encounter a mature teenager in the game. its also a game where every single minority uses all of their parents’ hard earned money for shiny rocks just to buy an expensive cosmetic. its also a game where you break everything in your household
theres also multiple fangames on vr such as monkey mischief, capuchin, gorilla tag horror, etc
guy 1: “hey dude, you heard about gorilla tag?”
guy 2: “you mean that game about minorities wasting all their money and being immature af? yeah i know about that!”
guy 1: “you wanna play?”
guy 2: “he he hell naw!!!!” *blocks*
*another example*
guy 2: “dude have you been playing gorilla tag…?”
guy 1: “nah i dont know what youre talking about!!”
guy 2: “your computer monitor is destroyed, your floor is soaked in your piss, you punched 10 holes in your wall, you broke your moms favorite vase…”
guy 1: “thats rookie numbers!!”
*another another example*
mom: “son what happened to all of my money in my credit card…?”
son: “oh! i bought 89,728,929 shiny rocks! *flexes the gold helmet, the big ass candy cane, the wolf costume, etc*
*the son gets the biggest beating of his life that will forever scare him*
*another another another example*
kid: “you wanna play minigames?”
guy: “shut the fuck up!”
*another another another another example*
guy 2: “yo i found another game similar to gorilla tag”
guy 1: “what is it?”
guy 2: “its a game called capuchin, you wanna play?”
guy 1: “sure!”
*the two bros find every fangame better than actual gorilla tag (theyre all filled with minorities as well)*
guy 2: “you mean that game about minorities wasting all their money and being immature af? yeah i know about that!”
guy 1: “you wanna play?”
guy 2: “he he hell naw!!!!” *blocks*
*another example*
guy 2: “dude have you been playing gorilla tag…?”
guy 1: “nah i dont know what youre talking about!!”
guy 2: “your computer monitor is destroyed, your floor is soaked in your piss, you punched 10 holes in your wall, you broke your moms favorite vase…”
guy 1: “thats rookie numbers!!”
*another another example*
mom: “son what happened to all of my money in my credit card…?”
son: “oh! i bought 89,728,929 shiny rocks! *flexes the gold helmet, the big ass candy cane, the wolf costume, etc*
*the son gets the biggest beating of his life that will forever scare him*
*another another another example*
kid: “you wanna play minigames?”
guy: “shut the fuck up!”
*another another another another example*
guy 2: “yo i found another game similar to gorilla tag”
guy 1: “what is it?”
guy 2: “its a game called capuchin, you wanna play?”
guy 1: “sure!”
*the two bros find every fangame better than actual gorilla tag (theyre all filled with minorities as well)*
by makima.csm February 09, 2024
by poofart96 August 21, 2023
Timmy: hey do you want to play Gorilla tag?
John: no i dont want to play that horrible game, get away from me.
John: no i dont want to play that horrible game, get away from me.
by Notsryreeses September 29, 2022