Secret Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)

George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 27, 2007

squirrel-handed

Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.


Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds

Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has

Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested

Ahhhh! I am surprised, I had better scale a tree.

by Big Mac January 20, 2005

Squirps

After hook-up sickness in which your throat gets Flemish/Sore.

"Dude, hooking up with that girl at your party was a horrible idea! I'm pretty sure I have squirps now."

by Mik and Trevv March 27, 2012

squirk

The worst term you could call someone ever. Combines the usage of skank, whore, slut, and bitch all into one word. It's an extremely terrible insult.

That girl made out with my ex boyfriend. What a squirk!

by Libby S October 2, 2005

Squirrel Friend

A bitch who a dude uses for sexual activites; Also a bitch who a dude shares his "nuts" with; A squirrel friend can be a bitch or a dude.

Most bitches at the club are not wifey material, but definitely a squirrel friend! :)

by justAwhiteGIRL January 3, 2010

pink squirrel

A blunt weapon or club acquired early in the playstation 1 game "Vagrant Story". It had no particularly spectacular functions. It was a simple looking wooden club which is found within a chest in a part of the game that is not a required part of the story line to explore, thus easily missed or skipped over. It was merely a plain club with a rather unusual name.

You could play Vagrant Story and never find the pink squirrel.

by Elesdee July 5, 2009

squirrel

In Road Racing:
1. A driver who cannot maintain his line, especially while being overtaken.
2. A driver who is driving beyond his abilities and cannot keep to a line.

That damn squirrel nearly punted me coming out of 1!

by todd March 10, 2003