Turner Smith

He loves to monch and cronsh the carrots and when they have the ranch on them o boby you better hide your carrots and your children because theyre is no stopping him now

"oh lord dearie me is that Turner Smith???"
"Hide your carrots here he comes and HE HAS RANCH"

by The mr man December 1, 2021

Smith

Smith is a fucking pimp. He swings his giant unclipped dong around like its a wiffle ball bat. He once had sex with a whale, and the whale cried because Smith's big pecker tore its vag wide open.

"Hey honey, looking for a Smith?"

by BigDaddyDickKicker December 1, 2023

Tony Smith

Tony Smith was a pumpkin who was born on October 30th. Tony is a god. Also he’s Italian

Hey you see that pumpkin over there?
Yeah.
Holy shit that’s Tony Smith!

by Tony Smiths dad October 30, 2020

Riley smith

When a female manipulates a man to do her biddings in most scenerios it is harmless but then can break an innocent and fragily man

Did you hear about Aden, Sarah pulled a Riley Smith on him.
That bitch ass only used me for my money, what a fuckin Riley.

by I wanna fuck your mom October 30, 2018

big jacket smith

The town rapist

Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time

Friend: what'd they call you?

You: Big Jacket Smith
Friend: why?

You: I rape people

by Spooper Scrungo IV October 23, 2023

Rachael Smith

has an attitude. kinda a bitch. very sassy and likes to get her way. but she actually loves like everyone

Rachael Smith sucks

by plssendhelp January 16, 2019

Will Smith Effect

The Will Smith Effect is when you over react to something minor and that minor thing blows up into something bigger.

Will Smith slapping Chris Rock onstage of the Oscars 2022 for a joke about Jada’s alopecia, started a new phenomenon known as the Will Smith Effect.

by Chaos Monger March 29, 2022