Smiley

The most bad ass/awesome/badawesome last name that exsist and will ever exsist in the history of forever. The man who ever bears the crest of the Smiley is gifted with, women who are willing to give up themselfs to them just for the name. Women who bear the name shall make their grooms give up their name.

Some must earn their awesomeness, but Smiley's are born awesome!

by pizzaman777 June 10, 2010

smile

what happens when seeing a boob

You see that boobie? :0)

by Pat O'Malley March 20, 2004

Secret Smile

your partners Cum face that only you see on the point of Male/Female ejeculation.

Used in the Semisonic of the same name

"Love your secret smile!!

by monkeyboy1000 September 1, 2009

Pink Smile

The pulling apart of one's butt cheeks to expose the hideous pink folds of flesh inside one's anus

"You fucking nob jockey that's the last time you'll do that you cunt. You're getting the pink smile"

by Rude Dog November 10, 2006

Siple

a person who generally confuses and flirts with your husband

STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU SIPLE!!

by Dark_Man_Whore May 11, 2009

chocolate smile

The act of shitting in to your hand and then smearing it on somones lips and cheek to make a smile.

Turn that frown in to a chocolate smile

by Waqas, Chris, David, May 23, 2006

The Mayor of Simpleton

Someone so simple minded that they would be elected Mayor of Simpleton, fictional town of simple minded folk.

Art would win an election for Mayor of Simpleton by a landslide.

by Mayor Art July 4, 2005